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"We've all got to be fighting that fight every day."

Happy Pride, everyone...

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“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

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Lord of the rings

I present to you: this blessed group.

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight

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So I think I might be bi? But if I am it changes almost nothing about my life because I am happily and monogamously married. But if it doesn't really matter, why do I have so many feelings about it???? Anyways, I am asking you because it seems like there is a 50/50 chance of a delightful and pithy answer or a picture of a bird as an answer.

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fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.

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very cute that both people and animals tilt their heads when confused

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dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.

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need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"

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LGBT (labrador, greyhound, beagle, terrier)

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This is gold this, absolute gold, the most over the top melodramatic hysterical ridiculous thing I’ve ever read

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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

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