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Sometimes when I'm deep in the throes of questioning my sexuality I remember this moment from when I and some friends saw the Cats tour

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Sokka and Zuko get SO much funnier when you remember this is both of their first times talking to another teenage boy in years. Sokka had all the other boys leave the tribe when he was little and Zuko just hasn’t talked to other teenage boys. They wanna be friends but have absolutely no clue how to talk to other teenagers. I love them so much.

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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

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Featuring Hyla Mayrose Perillo as Victoria (source). [US Tour 6 - 2021]

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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

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i wish tommorow was friday bluh

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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

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monks are dumb you have an entire monestary full of other guys with shared interests as you but you DON'T fuck them? or. or anyone?

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from “baths”, 1987.

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fav thing about bustopher jones the song is that it starts off like man guys look at this fat cat... ISN'T HE THE COOLEST GUY TO EVER EXIST!!! WOAH MAN HE'S GRACING US WITH HIS BEAUTIFUL STUNNING RESPECTABLE PRESENCE!!! MAN OH MAN DOES HE THINK I'M COOL?!?! DID YOU SEE HIM LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!!!!! like they're all so excited to see bustopher they truly think he's like the coolest cat in the whole junkyard. that AND he's hot. toodle-pip bitches

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Just a doodle

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boy if you play that leitmotif one more time

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:b

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(sees toby fox in public) omg i think i know you from somewhere... hold on can you cover yourself in a large amount of foam

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ut scribbles

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this is horrible