Indie Genderbent Rick Flag. Colonel Erica "Ric" Flag. Blog Created: August 28th, 2016.
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Ric smiled and patted her brother’s cheek. “Yeah I’ll just call it old.” She teased back wtih a smile. The woman then nodded, “Mmhm cute now how about you quit bullshitting me and tell me what the hell is wrong. I don’t have all day to beat around the bush you know.”
Rick laughed, like Ching his sisters shoulder,“ Don’t make me call mom sis. Besides some women go for the ruggedly handsome.” “ Yeah I thought I’d step on by, make sure your not bullying anyone here, maybe get my cut of their lunch money.” Flag had a way of passing off bad news through humour, however rare it was.
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“I’m here to bring you back out we need your help.”
“Whatever…” He said and sat down in his cell. “Why are you here today?”
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“Oh I’m so torn up about that for you can’t ya tell?” Ric spoke, sarcasm dripping from her voice as she spoke. She then rolled her eyes. “Your life was fucking over other people so you are getting what you deserve. So queenie lets get back to work and stop griping about useless shit.”
Letting the bat absentmindedly drop down from her shoulders in a slow motion, harley twisted the handle between the fingers as it flung round in a neat motion by her side as if she were the most careful of baton twirlers. “My life was perfect before batsy ruined it all” she said with a smile towards yet the memories yet a harsher tone towards the latter part of it all, “I was a queen, i was the q u e e n. in fact i still am, prison or no prison ”
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Send "I should have been there." While examining one of my muses scars
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“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
meme || @harleyquccn
“Some little kid or sad old woman is going to miss-”The woman stopped and looked at the tag on thedogs collar. “Mister Fluffy. So you are going to takehim back to his owners and apologize.”
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“Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
meme || @akasupergirl
“One of us has to be realistic right now, Kara. Life isn’tall sunshine and rainbows bad shit is bound to happenat some point.”
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“I don’t like being touched by people who I haven’t told can touch me.” She explained.
He frowned. “Well I am sorry then…” He said and looked at her. “Somone is not happy.” He mumbled and giggled
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‘The Princess Bride’ sentence meme
Send one to my muse for their reaction
“Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
“While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
“They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
“I can cope with torture.”
“Get used to disappointment.”
“You’ve made your decision then?”
“Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
“I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”
“Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”
“Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
“I admit it, you are better than I am.”
“You never said anything about killing anyone.”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“You mock my pain!”
“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
“Do you always begin conversations this way?”
“This is true love; you think this happens every day?”
“Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”
“There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
“Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
“Anybody want a peanut?”
“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
“The battle of wits has begun.”
“I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
“We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
“Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”
“Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
“You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
“I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
“I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”
“I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
“What hideous sin have you committed lately?”
“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
“That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”
“Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”
“It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”
“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
“Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
“You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”
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“I don’t want you touching my damn hair that’s why.” She snapped.
@ricflag cont.
“But your hair is nice and soft…” He sighed as his hands retreated. “Why can’t I play with ya hair?”
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“This ain’t some sort of runway show or time to be making friends. We are here to get the mission done. You want out of prison don’t you, lady? The faster we get this shit done the faster you get the hell back to whatever fucked up life you had before this.” Ric told her as she continued to walk.
It was always time to have pretty hair and Harley wasn’t about to suddenly change her ways for the mission that mad prison seem rather comfortable. She could do as she pleased there, she could flirt with her favourite guard, she could swing from the bars in her cell and spend all the time she wanted putting her hair up the way she wanted. “Lighten up, lady” she drawled, her voice still the same sweet tone despite the roll of her eyes, “I’m working with you, not for you.”
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“Christ it’s two minutes not 10 years.” The woman then looked him over and chuckled. “Though you sure as hell look like it, old man.” Ric got up and rolled her eyes, “G.I. Jane? Never heard that one before how clever.” She said, shoving him playfully. The woman then took his coffee and sipped it. “So what brings you here? You must be desperate if you’re here lookin’ for me.”
“ What I can’t come and get a hug from my little sister. What you to butch now to show me love G.I Jane? Drop and give me twenty grunt.” Rick poked the bear, standing as the older brother, by a small margin and nagging her on. “ And we spent plenty of time apart, case and point when I was in Leavenworth.” Rick sipped on his coffee.
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Your muse playing with their hair || @samecrazzy
Ric tensed up as the man started to touch her hair. Normally it wasan amazing sensation that she could not get enough of. Now havingsomeone who she did not really know touch her hair made her skincrawl. “Get yer damn hands off me if you want to keep them attatchedto your arms.”
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“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
meme || @samecrazzy
“Shut up you crazy asshole.”
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“I’m not here to be appreciated, buddy. I am here to do one thing and one thing alone. I am here to keep you assholes in line. So how about you just shut your mouth and throw your little toys or whatever the hell you do.” Ric watched as he looked over his shoulder.
“I don’t need you to come get me. I found a couple kids stuck in that building. I need you to make sure we get them to the helicopter alive.”

He looks down as he shuffles his feet a bit && stuffs his hands in his pocket. A small GRIN appears on his face as he meets her eyes. ❝ What’s the matter? I can’t appreciate a PRETTY sheila? ❞ There’s a pause so he can look over his shoulder. The AMUSED expression is dropped in favor of a more SERIOUS one.
❝ THEY sent me here. ❞ He motions outside to his squad mates. ❝ Apparently little ol’ Digger had to come get ya. ❞
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Ric rolled her eyes as she saw the woman try to look innocent. She thought she was so clever but her record was something Ric knew well so he was not fooled. “This isn’t a mission to make friends and have pretty hair, sweetheart. We are here to do a job so how about you hurry up and get to it.”
Harley almost laughed, and yet she didn’t. Instead she pouted, ruby lips pursing outwards into a perfectly innocent shape before she resumed neatening the bunches with the use of a car wing mirror. “always so serious” she mused, lips taking the shape of a brighter expression as she picked up her bat and swung it over her shoulder, “you should try easin’ up some time, it’d do you real good.”
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Ric is 5'10" so she is tol. If forced to go to a very formal event she is more than willing to put on a pair of heels and be over 6' tall.
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Are you going to finish that or....
@akasupergirl || meme
The woman looked up from the file she had been readingbefore looking down at the plate. “Yeah sorry I just got caughtup in the reading.” Ric closed the file and picked up her forkagain. “Do you want to get something else?”
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