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Masculine mindset

She- stop smoking. It kills you. If something happens to you. I will die. He- okay fine. I will not smoke again. She- wear this dress. I like you in this. He- okay fine. She- this hairstyle suits you. He- okay fine. Let’s do it. She- don’t talk to your friends. They’re not good. I don’t like them. He- okay fine. She- tell me everything. Whereve you been. What you are doing. Ask me before…

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Gentleman

Gentlemen, listen carefully. Give it your 2 minutes! She will have fun and you’ll have fun. She will waste her time and you’ll waste yours. She will easily dump you and will find someone for her better life. Because she is a girl. Nature is kind to her. But you’ll find nothing. Everybody will dump you. Everybody will leave you. Will insult you. You’ll have to live like someone nobody…

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Alone

Well, Feels like my heart is racingEver since we kissed it’s like my heart is takenIt’s taken by youFeelings been caught, it’s more than just some sexLook, we got closer since you left your ex Even when you had a man, always had a lil thing for a black mamFuck a one night stand, girl this ain’t no fling, got ambition and plans with a black manA lot of motherfuckers done changedBut short girls…

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Fly Down

Don’t tell me that you love me I won’t tell you that I love you We’re too high to see the runway Too far to know the right way The truth is I’m freaking out about this whole Man I’m supposed to be I’m nervous now cause she can’t know I’m desperately in need Cause up here’s hard to reach Fly down, fly down We were staring down the valley When she put her arm ’round me She said the…

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Find yourself!! worth reading

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Husband and Wives!

Husband & Wife Do

You know why Men are called Husbands and Women are called Wives after marriage?

Ans : In their Houses, the Men have to bend too much in front of their Wives, to run the family smoothly. So they were called House Bends, this slowly changed to Husbands. Women never trusted their Men and asked too many questions. That made use too many Whys… this slowly changed to Wives.

In their…

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stupidity.

If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, Why are whales FAT ??

Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND ?

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN, but nobody wants to DIE..

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess… As the WHITE piece is moved FIRST…

In our country, We have FREEDOM of SPEECH, Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ?

If money doesn’t…

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Politics

One I told my son, “You will marry the girl I choose.” He said, “NO!”

I told him, “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.” He said, “OK.”

I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.” Bill Gates said, “NO.”

I told Bill Gates, My son is the CEO of World Bank.” Bill Gates said, “OK.”

I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO. He said, “NO.”

I told him,…

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♡♥Koi tumse puche kaun hoon main, Tum keh dena koi khaas nahi.♡♥

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Shameless women.

Originally posted on The Life and Times of an Indian Homemaker:

Did the man in this ad ‘instil faith’ in you? Does he come across as respectful towards women?

This witty take on the much beaten down Indian man hopes to instil faith in the women of today.’

According to Story Pick – If You Think All Indian Men Are The Same, You Haven’t Probably Met The Right Ones. So, would you count this man…

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Social Media & Mobile Marketing - A Seamless Integration

Social Media & Mobile Marketing – A Seamless Integration

shashank sagar yadav:

Mocolive offering a warm experience of your brand through services of Voice Calls, short codes, Calls, Bulk SMS etc http://www.mocolive.com

Originally posted on :

Social media has grown exponentially strong in past 2 years and more so over Mobile. Over 33 million Indians flock twitter, 62 million Indians access Facebook over mobile phones and more than 100 million users are…

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Everyday I give this heart a cup of poison

Everyday I give this heart a cup of poison

shashank sagar yadav:

Touching specially the last two lines…

Originally posted on Immature Fruit:

Every day I give this heart a cup of poison, There lies such a pain inside still does not die.

Maybe what the fortune teller once told me was true, “Death will not kill you, but someone’s love will do.”

The life of the alluring flower how tragic and torn, It’s innocent but still plucked as if it was…

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Pain

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Originally posted on Immature Fruit:

The glass is almost empty, but my thirst still remains, I cannot see the rest of this wine relief the pain.

The rose is about to die, but its beauty still remains, The thorns feel its wound and cry along with its pain.

The night is almost over, but its moments of truth remains, When the frigid darkness leaves the dawn just burns more pain.

Saqi ! Another…

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Google Analytics Premium versus Adobe Omniture Site Catalyst

Google Analytics Premium versus Adobe Omniture Site Catalyst

Originally posted on Web analytics power:

I love Google.I can search anything for free and can access all the world’s information through Google.I love Gmail, it is one of the best e-mail platforms out there. I love Google Maps, I can find my way around anywhere in the world. I love Google Analytics. Internet businesses can start to track their websites clickstream data by just adding 1 line of…

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What Students Really Need to Hear

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What the hell is social publishing?

What the hell is social publishing?

Originally posted on Billboards and Cave Drawings:

I’ve been reading a lot of posts over at Soapbox Included lately. The site’s author, a guy by the name of Brandon Mendelson is attempting to carve out a cyber niche for himself as a social publisher.  And of course, being the pyschic fellow that I am, I can read your mind right now. You’re thinking: What the hell is social publishing?

Acco…

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Pen

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Originally posted on Uma Devu:

  This is what I do.

This is how I do.

 I am broken

 May be more than

This pieces of paper

Now I have a pen

And this wall

Scribbling words and

Scratching notes

You can take everything

You want.

You can break me

As much as you wish.

But I have my pen

And pen is mightier

Than sword.   

~Uma~

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