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Meanwhile in the 30s

Layla Mitchell, Harley’s sister: Harls, how do i get revenge on my enemies?

Harley: The best revenge is letting go, and living your life to the fullest :)

Layla:

Layla: Kurt, how do I—

Kurt: Brick.

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Kurt: Rory, Santa isn’t real.

Rory, with an armful of presents: He has to be. you can't afford all these presents, I did the math.

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Orion, trying to impress Stephen: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Stephen, not convinced: Alright, what's 30x17?

Orion: 47

Stephen: That's not even close.

Orion: But it was fast.

(Ship mentioned: Cosmicmagic [Stephen/Orion] )

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Orion: You have to apologize to them, Sparky.

Stephen: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

 (Ship mentioned: Cosmicmagic [Stephen/Orion] )

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Peter: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Orion: Nope, there's 26.

Peter: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Orion: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Peter: You'll get the D later ;).

(Ship mentioned: Space-Lord [Peter Quill and Orion] )

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Peter: Hey, I'm getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Orion:

Orion: Have you never taken a shower before?

(Ship mentioned: Space-Lord [Peter Quill and Orion] )

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Peter: Two brooooos!

Orion: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Peter: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!

Orion:

Peter:

Orion: *tearing up*

Peter: Babe, c'mon.

Orion: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.

Peter, feeling horrible: Babe...

(Ship mentioned: Space-Lord [Peter Quill and Orion] )

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Peter: Talk dirty to me~

Orion: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Peter: Wha-

Orion: The economy is in shambles.

(Ship mentioned: Space-Lord [Peter Quill and Orion] )

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Peter: Orion... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Orion: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Peter:

Peter: I wrote sanitize, Orion.

(Ship mentioned: Space-Lord [Peter Quill and Orion] )

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Peter: I actually have a black belt.

Orion: In what, karate?

Peter: No, from Gucci.

(Ship mentioned: Space-Lord [Peter Quill and Orion] )

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Orion, trying to cheer the her up: Things could be worse, you know!

Calista: How?

Orion: How what?

Calista: How could they be worse?

Orion: They couldn't, I lied.

Calista:

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Orion: You're right.

Calista: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Orion, talking to Calista on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Calista: You bet!

Orion: At what temperature?

Calista: 535.

Orion: That's the clock.

Calista:

Orion:

Calista: 536.

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Orion: What is your biggest weakness?

Calista: I can be uncooperative.

Orion: Okay, can you give me an example?

Calista: No.

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Orion: Calista..

Calista: Oh no, 'Calista' in b-flat.

Calista: You're disappointed.

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Orion: How petty are you?

Steve: I got Tony to edited something on the National Geographic page to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Orion, seeing Steven for the first time post serum: Did you get taller or am I accidentally wearing smaller platforms?

Steve: A little bit of both.