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thank you both in the replies!, however you have overlooked a reason i cannot; which is that i am not allowed to do that, because i cannot out of hjot the oven of in eat the food. Thank you.

i should be allowed to have a stupidly op self insert that exists solely for the purpose of following rick around like an emotional support creature

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i should be allowed to have a stupidly op self insert that exists solely for the purpose of following rick around like an emotional support creature

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grocery store owner watching the lights rapidly intensify and follow a random woman in the store to repeatedly flashbang: man i HATE living in █ayview we JUST got those fixed

penny: why do i always get flashbanged in this place it sucks

penny spender your brother is Not "on the other side of the planet" living in the lap of luxury he is a middle school teacher less than a mile from you and would have probably killed himself already by now if not for the atomic bomb that'd release. girl he is RIGHT THERE!!!

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every time hes in town out getting groceries or whatever hes wearing one of these bad boys over his sunglasses

and no one in his family has recognized him since

penny spender your brother is Not "on the other side of the planet" living in the lap of luxury he is a middle school teacher less than a mile from you and would have probably killed himself already by now if not for the atomic bomb that'd release. girl he is RIGHT THERE!!!

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penny spender your brother is Not "on the other side of the planet" living in the lap of luxury he is a middle school teacher less than a mile from you and would have probably killed himself already by now if not for the atomic bomb that'd release. girl he is RIGHT THERE!!!

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All male polycule constantly chainsmoking wearing sunglasses and only contacting each other through payphones and when they do they speak in incomprehensible syntax and talk about situations completely unrelated to what the other is talking about

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mr spender core

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until they appear on ch9 this is what i like to think they're doing rn

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He's literally in the same town?? Living under his birth name??? Teaching public school?? Going to fancy restaurants??? There's gotta be something SuperNormal going on to prevent Penny from just spotting him at the grocery store.

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coming out of my cave to strongly recommend everyone catch up on paranatural cuz its real good rn

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honestly i wouldn't be surprised if my liver gave out after all i've done to it 😂 *cut to me getting repeatedly clubbed by an orc in the midsection*

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my sons kiki and bouba

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okkk soooooo THIS IS all the way from december but i Never posted this cuz i got too embarassed but basically this is like a paranatural creepypasta au. thing. Like remember those really edgy mlp creepypastas u used to see back in the day. This is like a paranatural take on that since i feel like nobody has rly done any yet. Its not supposed to be good. But anyway umm yea hi

If u know the song pit of vipers just imagine that playing in the background of this post