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the baddest bitch i fumbled? myself

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One massive, legitimate way to improve as a writer or artist or in any creative endeavor really, is to become absolutely obsessed with something and to allow yourself to be weird about it. Genuinely mean this btw.

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I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

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anyone else destroying and betraying themselves for nothing 🤣

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she let me hit cause of my sad eyes and soul deep paranoia

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I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again

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every film maker should have one thing in mind: will this be a good gif?

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Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)

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thats it. your ass is going to general settings -> filtering

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Losing or Doing poorly in a video game is morally reprehensible

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while you were hypersleeping

(alts under cut)

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pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution

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im like when a girl consumes too much media but doesnt have enough real life interactions

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the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

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my wife screaming in anguish as i respond to her threatening to kill me with a rock by saying "the rockful killer"