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Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

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I am so stressed and I am so sad.

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Watching their favorite movie together.

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I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.

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Shigeru Miyamoto, creator of Super Mario Bros., Zelda, Donkey Kong, and more, has a hobby of guessing the length and weight of various objects. He even carries a tape measure with him to check his accuracy and see if he’s still on top of his game. Source Source 2

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Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

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I’m working earlier and this guy comes in and seems anxious. We usually wait until people need help to ask, but he comes over and tells me, “I’m cosplaying Bowser and need spiked wristbands.” I immediately start heading towards the jewelry / accessories and try to strike up some friendly conversation

 I respond, “Ah, cool. You doing NonCon at all?” remembering that our local convention is this coming weekend.

He looks at me super seriously and replies, “no, my friends and I are going go-karting downstairs and we’re all dressed up as Mario Kart characters.”

Retail, although very rarely, has its perks.

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that scene in the second Harry Potter where Harry has no bones in his arm is probably the most disgusting use of cgi

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SHE LITERALLY FLOPPED