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I will perform extreme CBT on Ghetsis

As one does. Crush his balls with a rock you must

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Colress x Reader Headcanons

This guy is the entire reason I made this blog lmao. Nsfw under the cut.

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-Colress is not exactly what I would call shy in a relationship, but he IS hesitant to advance things until he knows exactly where his partner stands. He pays the utmost attention to subtle cues in posture and facial expressions to make absolutely sure you are comfortable around him. He knows he's often pretty high energy, and that can be fun and charming, but it can also be a bit much sometimes, so he does his best to gauge when he needs to dial it back a little. He'd hate to scare you off.

-He's very physically affectionate. He likes to hold you close and play with your hair so his hands have something to do while he infodumps about his research. He's pretty tall and his limbs have pretty good reach so he makes for an excellent big spoon.

-If he makes a new breakthrough in his research, you will be among the first to know. He comes home, eyes gleaming with excitement, and starts rambling on about DNA structure similarities between pokemon of the same type and even if you don't understand half of it, he's just so happy about it that you can't stop listening.

-Colress wants to ensure you are well taken care of. He'll remind you to eat and drink water if that's something you have trouble with, and if you're on meds he'll remind you to take them on time. He would remind you to go to sleep at a decent hour, but he absolutely does not do that himself, so there's gonna have to be a joint effort to hold each other to that standard.

-Colress absolutely cannot cook but by Arceus that is not going to stop him from trying. You go through a lot of burnt pancakes and cupcakes with way too much sugar before you get something edible, but hey, he's doing his best and that almost makes it taste tolerable. Almost.

-He has trouble falling asleep more often than not, so he'll put on a video essay with some headphones on, or just put it on speaker if you want to listen too. Half the time he'll let you pick what to play, but if it's up to him, he'll put on something like defunctland or something absolutely batshit insane like a 5 hour introspective about a show he's never watched called Victorious. Neither of you slept much through that one.

-He likes to make gadgets that he knows will help you in some way. A mini pc box to better store your pokeballs, upgrades for the xtranceiver, a radar to pick up on wild pokemon in the area, just little things to make your day as a pokemon trainer easier. He is also not above making pointless machines that he knows serve no real purpose other than making you laugh.

-He loves giving you little gifts he knows are relevant to your interests. You like slightly kitschy mugs with weird designs? He'll remember that. You think crystals are cool? Wait til you hear how easy it is to make lab grown gems. Love plushies? He's not sure how you can with the constant threat of a banette coming to life and ending you if you lose one, but you know what, that's your choice.

-He likes to kiss you on the cheek or the temple pretty often when you're cuddling. They're always light and sweet, barely even there. Forehead kisses are another favorite of his, but they're reserved for more meaningful occasions when he wants to make a point with them. Neck kisses are a must when things get a bit spicier. Kisses on the lips always start gentle and slow, almost shy. Even if the kiss deepens, it remains slow and calm. He likes to take his time with you.

-Colress almost enjoys foreplay more than the main event. It is absolutely necessary and nonnegotiable every time, no matter how excited you both are. He's usually slow, methodical and sensual, savoring his time with you and doing everything he can to make you squirm.

-As said, neck kisses are an absolute must, he loves kissing your neck and leaving little marks, and he REALLY loves it when you leave marks on him. Good thing everything he wears has high collars.

-He loves giving head and will happily eat you out for hours on end if you let him. He's silver tongued in more ways than one. He's not quite as passionate with receiving head, but still, he'll never say no to a blowjob. He'll either hold onto your hair while you're going down on him or onto the sheets if holding your head down freaks you out. He's pretty vocal through the whole thing and lets you know what feels good. It's not a requirement or anything but it really does make his dick twitch if you swallow.

-He'll mumble about how he's affecting you physiologically, i.e., "your body temperature is rising, you're flushing, you're getting so wet for me." It'd be a mood killer if it wasn't so obvious from the tone of his voice that it's turning him on.

-He prefers to be gentle with you. Soft kisses, holding your hand, reassuring squeezes, slow thrusts, whispers of "I love you," and "You're doing so well." For someone so logical and analytical, he can be incredibly sweet and passionate. He just wants to make it an enjoyable experience.

-That being said, he's definitely not opposed to getting a little rough if that's what you want. He wouldn't take it too far, but if you want it, he'll bite and scratch and pound you until you're screaming his name. And the aftercare is always twice as sweet.

-He doesn't have the biggest cock, it's honestly pretty average, but he definitely knows how to use it to reduce you to a moaning mess.

-He has the worst praise kink, mostly on the giving end. You could be doing absolutely nothing but sitting there and he'd be telling you how gorgeous you look and how good you're being for him. He kinda gets a little too into the kink, but at least it's a harmless one, so it's best to just let him have his fun.

-He wants to get pegged soooooo bad, but he's not really sure how to bring it up. If you ever ask him yourself he'll say yes so fast it might break the sound barrier. When it comes time to actually peg him, he'll be so nervous and blush so hard, but he'll be so excited. He'll cling to you tightly and let out the sweetest moans through the whole thing. After he cums and starts to come down from the peak, he'll be in an even cuddlier mood than usual. He's just really glad he has you.

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