everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff
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*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*
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Oh no, we just couldn’t have that now, could we?
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Y. YEAH DAREDEVIL IS BLIND. THAT'S HIS WHOLE THING.
Why Does He Echolocate Tho??? when i was blind all i got was a stick.
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thinking about the president from monsters vs aliens who was voiced by stephen colbert
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Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.
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