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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

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Everytime I see posts like this I get filled with such profound sadness

Cause you know who has the same brainrot as you? The same unhinged feelings as you after you've read the fic? The person who always wants to scream about the fic with you?

THE PERSON WHO WROTE IT

I never used to leave comments but since I got into the habit of commenting on everything i enjoy it's been incredible. Especially when the author gets back to me about it and we get to have a discussion of what other ideas they had. One writer replied to my comment with a 5 paragraph essay detailing the Floorplan of the building the characters lived in and it was incredible

Anyways this is all to say that if you find a fic that just makes you want to scream from the rooftops, leave a comment saying that to the author and maybe they will join you and you can scream incoherently together

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the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

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I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.

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Danny joins Young Justice, not as a hero but a live-in mechanic/engineer/inventor/ man in the chair

Danny was recently saved from the anti ecto acts and now cut off from the Fenton's needs a place to stay (the JL set him free) so the JL offered him the YJ base since they're gathering young heroes anyway

Danny doesn't want to be a hero anyway so he only shows up in times of emergency, otherwise he just makes the team cool gadgets or improve the digital training area (Spoiler: Danny has no sense of normal so his hard mode is someone's nightmare/apocalyptic mode)

oh i love Not A Hero AU's. Danny is the Q of Young Justice, he always has the fun unique and absolutely batshit insane gadgets and always has a new thing to excitedly show the team that he managed to make in a monster energy fueled invention brainstorming night.

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Clark: Why do I always miss the gossip missions?

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He’s a phantom 👻

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just imagine Jason recording Batman angrily yelling “Nightwing!” then setting it as the sound for Dick’s phone alarm so in the next morning when it goes off he flips the fuck out

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grumpy bat

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Rich people showers

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Day 48 of daily batjokes:

This is possibly one of the most romantic things Joker has said to Batman so far on my blog.

Text from the image written below:

Joker: "You don't need to say anything, Batsy. I Know you need me. And I need you. It's all for you. Every cut. Every terrified cry in the dark. You keep me going. You're who I perform for."

Joker: "You're the reason I smile."

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it seems to be pretty common fanon that dick grayson is the most tactile batkid but consider this. it’s actually cass

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(pats you)(pats you)