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commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling

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looks like staff killed me so hi its Rose again, pls reblog to help my foes and nefarious rascals to discover me 🫶

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MOVING IMAGES CMYK Embroidery | Evelin Kasikov

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why don't you look at a black cat's fur turning brown in the sunlight and maybe you'll calm down

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when a hog steals your pants and you have to hunt it down with an ax

book of hours, use of st. omer, c. 1318-25

the british library, ms 36684, f. 31r

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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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You know what really proves the decline in clothing quality? The fact that mosquitos can bite you through jeans. That should not be allowed.

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finally. i have them all

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Marty Allen didn't appreciate the runner up prize offered on an episode of Definition

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I would want to change the uncleanable tiles & the bath (I need something I can actually luxuriate in, not a crick in the neck), otherwise I dig it

Who wants to hear my very unpopular interior design opinion.

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insert cute drawing of hungry girl here

hello!! if anyone would like to help out with getting something to eat tonight / some groceries for the house i would really appreciate it!

venmo cashapp pp

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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here