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Reminder to thank your local Healer
You never know if they moonlight as an assassin
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Look at him

Have thoroughly enjoyed playing Atlyss with @saltyfishboi and @rifftrack despite not being the target audience
I’ve gotten really good with the movement in this and am now able to solo the current final boss despite not being max level yet, have also cleared all the side quests and regular quests in the current version so I think I’m going to wait for the next version instead of grinding out max level
After they got off I decided to join some public servers and I got relegated to the team healer since I carry revives and have buffing/healing skills
I’m taking my role has healer very seriously
For once there’s a game we are playing where I am the role player instead of the guy just fucking around
Glory be to the poon master race 💪
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Got my sporting goods store to get the sound guys to change its music from the sleep-inducing chill playlist to something summery and fun
*All-star begins playing at high volume*

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Keep Putting Those Reps In KING
Worst part of getting back into shape is that awkward early/middle period where everything looks worse than it actually is. Like my pecs are actually doing great right now but I've got just a bit of fat hangin' off 'em and it's just enough to make them look like flabby man boobs. Or my core which actually has a lot of strength but it easily has the most amount of extra fat on my entire body. So I feel great and if I do literally any movement with my arms it's obvious I'm working out but I don't exactly look good with my shirt off.
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It may not look like much, but this is what a perfect society looks like
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Rob Zombie making brownies
EGGS milk and flour BAKE for half an hour and FROST with the back of my SPATULA
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There are sirens wailing outside when im tryin to sleep
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Our Beasties by @crybaby-cryptids
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