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technically it's only queerbait if it's leveraged for publicity. otherwise it's just sparkling "your ship didn't happen get over it"

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sometimes un bloggeur will rail against the cultural hegemony of America or the western/northern hemisphere online and specifically on Tumblr and it's like yes queen so true but you look at their profile and they live in fucking Melbourne

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/r/polycritical subreddit is wild lol

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lying in front of the street cleaner

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One must imagine Sisyphus happy

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how life feels when you go alone to see a fun movie and when you leave the cinema the sun is still out

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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

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#I don't know how many more "He gets it" I have left in me

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obsessed with john waters parents, they were funnier than him!

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turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog

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i'm p sure most Internet users have heard of the African pouched rats trained to locate old land mines in southeast Asia as one of the few feel good animal stories that has not succumbed to Milkshake Duck Syndrome but today I learned that those rats are actually nocturnal by nature and not great with sun, so their handlers have to put sunscreen on their little ears and paws before they go out in the field. if you don't think that's the cutest shit get out of my face

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FELLOW TRAVELERS 1x08 // Make It Easy

You bring men here? You'd be the first. Don't believe you. Shut up and drink your milk.

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“no crew, no help, just pure hustle” cut to this poor woman bawling her eyes out. what the fuck is wrong with people? why is this being framed as a good or impressive feat? this person makes below poverty wages already. Burger King meanwhile takes in $27 billion in global revenue every single year. everyone involved in making this woman endure this should be tortured and force fed chicken fries until their heart gives out. fuck this country.

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i think every british journalist should just be gunned down

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singing lessons

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(pa kent giving The Talk voice) see when a bull and a cow love each other very much, that’s how a calf is born [remembers his son came from space] of course if the bull comes from another farm, the cow might not end up taking, but that’s alright [remembers clark might be gay] sometimes bulls also love other bulls [remembers clark is an alien again] but if the bull is from another farm, he might have a calf if he fools around with bulls from here so he should be careful.