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as a knitter, you start to notice how rare it is for characters in tv shows and movies to knit correctly. from worst to best, it ranges from:

- laughably incorrect, just flinging yarn around

- knitting the most basic scarf incredibly slowly because the actor Learned How To Do It For The Role

- old lady actresses casually knitting an intricate lace pattern while doing a monologue

- gromit from wallace and gromit

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a chicken the size of the sun. glowing brightly. gently warming her eggs as they orbit around her

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confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

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you know what will salvage this expensive and unemployable degree? a second, even less employable degree!! #grad school

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I can’t believe this needs to be said, but…

- Withholding medication from a disabled person is not a joke, it’s not a punishment, it’s abuse.

- Withholding mobility equipment from a disabled person is not a joke, it’s not a punishment, it’s abuse.

- Withholding stim toys, comfort items or similar from a disabled person is not a joke, it’s not a punishment, it’s abuse.

- Stopping a disabled person from using harmless routines or coping mechanism is not a joke, it’s not a punishment, it’s abuse.

Stop.

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I hope Violet Bridgerton sleeps well knowing her son proposed to Penelope Featherington and her daughter is about to bag a man just as autistic as she is.

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how i look bagging the baddest bitch in the ton after doing everything wrong

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Violet Bridgerton is truly gods strongest soldier. Every season she tells one of her children they're in love and every season they scoff in her face before causing seven different scandals to reach the same conclusion.

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i ghost wrote this

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say what you want about penelope but i think we should commend her for behaving pretty normally about her crush on colin. when colin got a crush on penelope he immediately descended into madness

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Absolutely hilarious to me that the ton is gonna be speculating on why and how Penelope and Colin ended up engaged and there’s definitely gonna be some entrapment/pity rumours going around but the actual truth of it is that Colin chased a carriage down, fell to his knees and went “please please please please please please please”

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Violet: Hey maybe you should talk to Penelope if you think you might like her because she might be getting engaged

Colin on literally the same night: Mother I broke up their proposal, fingered Penelope outside the house and now we are to be married

Violet probably:

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penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry

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first man to win the wanting to fuck her so bad he looks stupid olympics

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This deserves its own post.

Nicola is so brave and courageous.

Hot 🥵 is an understatement!! Both inside and out!

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Colin: men are simple creatures, just bat your eyes and wave your fan.

Penelope: *bats her eyes and waves her fan*

Colin (sweating): Fuck she’s good.