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in wigan, it's as good as gone

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

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This dog was documented chasing a 'Kakao Maps' street view camera around a small South Korean island, it is featured in more than 1000 images of the island.

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i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before

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normalize no-pressure sex where u just practice fucking n learning each other’s body n rhythms n idiosyncrasies n letting each other know what feels good n doesn't while discovering things u didn't know felt so good to u along the way

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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica

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i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.

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i love tumblr glitches. sponsored message everyone

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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

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sorry to be a 30 yr old millennial that still likes kids cartoons at the very least I'm not fandom abt it i just like Things

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At the post office today:

Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please

Clerk: does it matter what kind?

Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.

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some of you never wore a homestuck shirt to school silently hoping someone would recognize it and talk to you about it and it really shows