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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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how everything is feeling

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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YOU DON'T NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT TO LOOK HOT THAT'S THE DEVIL TALKING

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i know the idea of 'hear me out' type posts is weird non-conventional attraction but i also have a fascination for the people whos 'hear me outs' are conventionally attractive characters from the most OBSURE media. like if you were asked to name a sexy character and your first thought is the girl from a mostly forgotten 1980s canadian animated scifi musical im gonna be way more intrigued by whats going on in your brain than if you had said like. the dragon from shrek yknow.

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yup, pretty funny. (reaches down and picks up a random inconspicuous rock off the ground and turns the base of it to face you and you see that etched into the bottom is the joke you just made with an inscribed date from 5 years ago and my signature)

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if chapter 4 did anything its that it reminded me how zooted she is for the lizard

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The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

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I need a shoulder rub, a good sandwich, a cigarette, a fat goddamn glass of lemonade, and a handsome gorgeous man hanging off my arm who wants to light my cigs for me. goodnight tri cities.

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but its important

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reminiscing on when i went cave diving a couple years back & another dude who was in there was playing minecraft music out of his backpack so i just heard c418 slowly approaching me from within an actual cave. shoutout to that guy

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herpetological guide

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Local goat discovers joy of painting

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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters