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my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

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Defeat is an embodiment

of desires in starvation and no meals

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www.mysimplehome/instagram

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I am screAMING

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a small roast for each sign

aries: calm down dude, you need less energy

taurus: quit always being so calm dude, you need more energy

gemini: there’s a fine line between cocky and confident

cancer: it’s not that deep

leo: we’re not all interested in watching you to see what you do next

virgo: why are y’all so critical of other people

libra: drama doesn’t “follow you”, you start it

scorpio: you’re not always right about people you haven’t even spoken to

sagittarius: why don’t you think things through

capricorn: y’all act like robots but we all know the feelings are in there somewhere

aquarius: you guys are rude without even realizing it cause you’re so oblivious to the feelings of others

pisces: you keep overlooking the real world because you’re afraid to face it

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i am a forehead kiss hoe…. give me all the forehead kisses in the world. come on. i’m ready. 

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Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?

Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you

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Art by IG: @feefal Instagram: @artwoonz

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What would your Zodiac sign say?

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ways to look more angelic:

carry flowers everywhere

pink or gold eye shadow 

wear long ankle dresses

soft humming

have a pink glowy blush

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This man knows how to sell a car

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