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rimescheme · 2 days
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“Why did God create the appendix? So that surgeons don’t go hungry.”
— A surgeon
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rimescheme · 2 days
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sorry for being weird online. i'm even worse if you see me in person
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rimescheme · 2 days
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probably shitty worldbuilding idea: fantasy world that keeps going
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rimescheme · 2 days
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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business
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rimescheme · 7 days
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rimescheme · 8 days
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the leftism leaving people's bodies when you tell them making fun of someone's appearance is always objectively scummy even if the person they're making fun of is bad
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rimescheme · 8 days
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rimescheme · 10 days
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99% of users give up on their unattainable internet crush right before they reach the edating event horizon so keep on embarrassing yourself dude
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rimescheme · 10 days
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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this
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rimescheme · 11 days
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rimescheme · 12 days
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me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!
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rimescheme · 12 days
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rimescheme · 12 days
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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rimescheme · 12 days
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rimescheme · 13 days
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I can move me with my mind.
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rimescheme · 1 month
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