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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

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spilled white monster in my phones pussy whats the prognosis

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The ketones in your urine suggest prediabetes and a saucy disposition. You little minx

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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mimes a dismissive jerkoff gesture but im shaking and badly hiding that i orgasmed on the 2nd stroke

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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its a mystery 

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Mary Mary quite contrary fuck my pussy til it scary!

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sorry the faces of every man ive ever killed just flashed before my eyes was that a yes or a no to butt stuff

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Guy on metro had a shitty little dog who spent 20 minutes untying his laces and waiting patiently with his nose 3 millimeters away for them to be re-tied before wreaking havoc again. Over and over. Owner did not care. Dogs name was Quentin.

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living in paris means u walk into a clothing store and there is a fucking thing. Name of GuGu.

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arf arf arf arf arf arf (sees that nobody is looking at me or gives a fuck) whatever

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"why does lying come so naturally to your forked tongue" is such a raw line i can't believe it comes from a chat message that jerma just randomly decided to read

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me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

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real grapeheads know that red, green, and black grapes are equally tasty and just have a different appeal to them