Only day you can rb this
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i could get so much done in a day if i didnt decide my day was over at 4 pm. too bad theres no solution oh well
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ursa minor, or "bear minimum",
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me gender us a good day for me to be a good person
Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.
My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done
@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid
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thank you doraemon <333
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- adopt oscar
- confuse the monaco curse
- get urself on front row alongside your son
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Bitches be like "can't stand her fakeass!"
Twelve years later : "me n the bestie!"
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LOVE
my fucking hands are shaking
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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
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I miss Bangalore ki filter coffee too much its not even normal
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Okay here’s a poll for desi users who’ve grown up in India:
Reblog for sample size, you know the drill.
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there is no clean way to eat a mango and i think that's beautiful
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"the grass is always greener" - a platitude?
"the grass is always greener with a brown hat" - PERRY THE PLATITUDE!?
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not now kitten, daddy’s monologuing to a platypus about his traumatic childhood
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ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.
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