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hope this explains it

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have you ever lived on a us military base?

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Lieutenant Blouse, leading the Monstrous Regiment into battle: let’s go lesbians let’s go LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO here we go lesbians..ROUNDING THE CORNER WITH A BUNCH OF LESBIANS HERE WE ARE CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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that's... not how it works. you can't guarantee that your work definitely won't squick anyone. what do you think you're saying?

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Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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not my house but i'd know my way around

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LOL but seriously release the hounds

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ib: crepuscularqueens

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I personally think the funniest part of The Terror is when the two most obviously queer characters have a brief disagreement over whether the captain is bisexual or just an alcoholic.

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girls don't want a boyfriend they want to read the 450-page analysis that Matthew Mcconaughey wrote about "the four stages of Rustin Cohle"