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Jasnah moment

Jasnah: Shallan if you keep developing more personalities I'm calling off your engagement with Adolin until you retain your grip on reality.

Veil: I like the bridgeboy and his butt.

Lift: someone talking about butts?

Jasnah: .........

This has been a Jasnah moment.

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Simply Adolin

With the simple addition of Bridge 4's patch on my Ascot I am always near my bridge boy even when he is flying with a highstorm.

Kaladin *eyes widen in horror* Those colors clash like your attempts at being subtle. *sucks in stormlight and lashes upwards*

Adolin*swoons*

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Lift

Likes: Pancakes, food, butts, becoming all slidey.

Dislikes: Old people with tight butts

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In an alternate version

Adolin: Father I need your understanding and your blessing.

Dalinar: If this is about marrying Shallan I'm fine with it.

Adolin: No I wanted you to know that the only one that has my heart now is the bridgeboy.

Dalinar: *leaps across the table* He's mine!

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What really grinds my gears

Ok so Elhokar wasn't the best king and really wasn't trying to be his father. He slowly started becoming a better king more in touch with his peers and subjects. So now I am really starting to like him and then out of nowhere motherfucking Moash kills him with a spear and waited for the radiant stormlight to run out, gives his bridge 4 salute, and then fucked off. I was shaking so hard. Don't trust Sanderson and your favorite characters because he will rip your heart out through your eyes.

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Look at little Renarin!

family portrait 

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A Jasnah moment

Jasnah: So the gods are dead but at one time were real?

Dalinar: yeah and I'm also your stepfather.

Jasnah: ummm ok?

This has been a Jasnah moment.

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Journal of a stick day 2,382

What they don't know is that I can be both fire and a stick.

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5 yr old: Hey Dad can I read some books I found in the attic?

Me: Sure what's the title?

5 yr old: the Stormlight archives Way of Kings, Words of Radiance, and Oathbringer.

Me: Shallan grab your brothers Adolin and Kaladin. I need to tell you something.

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She's now coarse and rough. That sand got everywhere.

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LIFT is one of my faves

I forgot to post this here! The next tarot card inspired drawing is of Lift! Almost done now :D

Kaladin | Shallan | Adolin | Dalinar | Szeth | Jasnah | Renarin Patreon

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All my yes.

How to (accidentally) spot worldhoppers on Roshar 101

Rosharan: *points at an eagle* big winged chicken

Rosharan: *points at a peacock* fashion chicken!!

Rosharan: *points at a penguin* emo chicken

Rosharan: *points at a parrot* gay chicken

Rosharan: *points at a platypus* chicken with an identity crisis

Worldhopper: *laughs so hard they pee themselves a little*