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i didnt expect to find godlike dad jokes under moonlight sonata
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I've noticed that people have started spreading the 1992 Good Omens script around. Please don't. If you've got it up, please take it down. There's a mess of serious and real legalities involved, and I don't want to have to start being a dick and asking for copyright takedowns and all of that, and I don't want to have to regret letting it out into the world. Just take it down, unshare, delete links. Thank you.
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Mine is Hozier Gay, honestly I’m living for this
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
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feel free to answer this privately but. I swear to fuck I remember there being a whole thing about how @reallyndacarter was not, in fact, the real lynda carter, and just managed to convince massive swathes of tumblr that she was. Somehow it seems the act is still up and now im left questinoning if i made that up???
Lynda has confirmed that @reallyndacarter is an official account on her Twitter!
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hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?
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house on house violence
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Writing popular posts on tumblr is easy watch this
“Nasty Hot Transgender Sex, Jesus style”
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I just think it's really funny that Hotch's reputation is "the guy that never smiles and has no sense of humor and is no fun just uptight and stern all the time", but it was literally a whole thing that Hotch can't say no to Penelope and he will do literally anything for Jack and jokingly asked Reid if Elle taught him to aim for a guy's crotch to shoot at and filmed the team doing karaoke and gave Penelope flowers with a cute little note card and I could've made that "The team: *exists* Hotch: 😊" post way longer because he actually smiles like a lot a lot and-
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I don’t remember where this story was from but it was about how the writers older brother died when he was young and years later had a son who, had never met the brother had the same mannerisms as him. Ok I think I remember the key words were “my son drinks from the water fountain like my brother” or something
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