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My manager was like. "I found the best video on YouTube" and I said "oh?" And he said it's called "one hour of silence periodically interrupted by the sound of a metal pole clanking" and proceeded to play it

Every time the pole clanks he spooks like a wild horse and keeps getting more and more frustrated

We are about 20 minutes in and he's like "god I can't wait for this to be over" refusing to turn it off

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since the teens brought back scene fashion without bringing back skinny jeans they've reinvented L death note

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my love for you is like the moon; it controls the tides somehow through a mechanism i don’t entirely understand

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Go my scarab

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if you’re a white creator and your brown/black characters are always sassy, reckless, aggressive or cold and your white characters are always soft, demure, shy and introverted you should think about maybe why you did that

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Explain yourself.

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Her <3

And the transparent PNG my mom made of her

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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I’ve been trying this out and it’s been quite helpful 🤗

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the genius of megamind (beyond the obvious genius ofc) is that it's superman parody actually presents a genuinely unsettling depiction of the "hero" that I like wayyy better than "what if superman was evil" or "what if superman was wrong"... it's "what if superman didn't care"

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

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i love creating solutions to problems that don’t exist

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anyone want to beat me with a tire iron