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black nitrile gloves are the hot accessory of the summer
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School of Rock but Dewey is really into weird industrial experimental metal instead of classic rock and shows the kids like Throbbing Gristle and Mr Bungle and shit and the battle of the bands is a disaster and they do arrest him at the end
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat
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self-care phrases to boost your confidence
this shit ain't nothin to me man
I'll fucking kill you
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graves grow no green that you can use.
gwendolyn brooks
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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning
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“The Nymph caught the Dryad in her arms.” The New World Fairy Book Howard Angus Kennedy Illus. by Harold Robert Millar London: J.M. Dent & Co., 1904.
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