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don't care + didn't ask + its past ur bedtime + tucking u in + handing u ur stuffy

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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

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dick light wtf

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imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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Junji Eato

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can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar

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strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭

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You don't have to talk about Jar Jar like that

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stop saying "sorry for party rocking", instead try "thank you for your allowing me to party rock" or "I appreciate you being patient with me as I party rock, in the house tonight"

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yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting

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ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.