Your name is ALOYSIUS STRIDER-DROOG and you are currently 17 YEARS OLD. You're also from the future, sort of. But then again, time is so flimsy and relative, isn't it? You are the ECTOBIOLOGICALLY CREATED spawn of DAVE STRIDER and DIAMONDS DROOG. You have what one might call an intense fetish for FASHION, and are rarely ever seen not donning something more expensive than most teenagers' first cars. You also inherited your other father's love of BONES (but not the other kind he also loves), and enjoy collecting skeleton anomalies. You LAUGH AT YOUR OWN JOKES and have a tendency to be UNINTENTIONALLY RUDE, though you think that might just have to do with your French upbringing.
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Ah, just as I log off. Cue the incredibly noisy sex from the direction of my parents' bedroom
Time for sleep
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I am not snaggletoothed
They are just... a bit large
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dirgeahimsa s'est abonné à votre blog
I'm glad someone here has the ability to appreciate the intricate and much preferable art of knitting
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solitaryspades a réagi à votre billet : solitaryspades a réagi à votre billet :...
just cause i’m small doesn’t mean i’m unimposing, i’m just not allowed to hit you or nothin caue you might break or whatever
Your miniature stature only increases your already prevalent inability to be imposing
I think you should be the one under concern of being broken, anyway
Osteoporosis is very common in older men!
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My father is attempting to pursue a genitalia-centric conversation with me
Ah
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Uh
I am very uncomfortable, maybe if I feign unconsciousness he will go away
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solitaryspades a réagi à votre billet : solitaryspades a réagi à votre billet :...
lollipops are okay but only chocolate is acceptable. dark chocolate. and dont get the cheap shit.
You are very bossy for being such a small, unimposing man
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solitaryspades a réagi à votre billet : solitaryspades a réagi à votre billet :...
make it cigarettes or candy n you got a deal
I do not see how either of those will lead to health improvement, but my father says you could stand to gain some weight so I will indulge you with sweets
Maybe some lollipops
I hear your kind are quite fond of those
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solitaryspades a réagi à votre billet : solitaryspades a réagi à votre billet:...
youre the only thing that leads to high blood pressure ya little poof.
That is unfortunate
Perhaps I will buy you some cheerios as an act of atonement
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solitaryspades a réagi à votre billet: solitaryspades started following you Dad says I...
oh my god what the hell is wrong with you. you could be more polite cause i havent done nothin to you, how about that
I am only joking, s'il vous plaît, calmez-vous
Overreaction such as the type you frequently show can lead to high blood pressure, I believe
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Rewind: Sessilee Lopez in “Silk Cut” by Karen Collins for ELLE UK, March 2011
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solitaryspades started following you
Dad says I should be more polite, though I do not know why you get a pass simply because he has a fondness for touching you inappropriately even in front of minors
That is a felony and you are aiding my moral corruption every time you let it happen, so you don't deserve my kindness
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#Costumes#The tie is horrid and the ensemble itself seems rather ill-fitting in certain poses#but I cannot resist regardless
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I don't understand where that sexual line of thinking came from and now I'm spiraling into a world of regret for every choice I've ever made in the last year
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caligulasendeavvor started following you
crabby-apple started following you
yaoipoots started following you
Haha whoa hey, you guys sure know how to boost a man's happiness quickly
This is like getting a really enthusiastic handjob via the internet
Except less hands on my genitals
Uh. I don't remember where I was going with any of that, je suis désolé... Hello regardless!
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