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risotto38 · 6 hours
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So I started playing Baldur's Gate 3
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And I decided to draw my TAV. His name is Blaith.
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some quick sketches of alien vehicles
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behold a home
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a vision from a strange dream I had
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risotto38 · 7 hours
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just found out a bunch of people on reddit hate maximus for letting titus die meanwhile i was cheering like it was a football game. people say they love neutral karma characters until they get one.
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risotto38 · 7 hours
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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii
“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 
“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 
“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“
“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“
“On April 19th, I made bread.“
“ I have buggered men.“
“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“
“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“
“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“
“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”
“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“
“Secundus likes to screw boys.“
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risotto38 · 7 hours
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risotto38 · 7 hours
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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 
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risotto38 · 20 hours
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modding skyrim be like
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risotto38 · 20 hours
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rip Tumblr live 😔
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risotto38 · 20 hours
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man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me
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risotto38 · 20 hours
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I don't know what the post is about but. Sure it feels like it
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risotto38 · 20 hours
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my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.
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risotto38 · 20 hours
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mutuals escalate this situation
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risotto38 · 20 hours
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Tomska going hard on Twitter again.
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risotto38 · 20 hours
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Please reblog/reply with where and why! I'm curious :)
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risotto38 · 21 hours
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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind
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