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if there was two frogs on a log in the bog well. Let’s just say. That would be something Big
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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago
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is it cool if I invite my decapitated head
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Lois We might die from drowning & stewie & chris & dog
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Basic life stuff on Father’s Day your dad may have never taught you
Men’s pants often have what’s called vanity sizing so a 32 inch waist between different brands is actually different sometimes. It’s still a good idea to try the pants on before you buy them.
A flathead screwdriver can be used on a Phillips head screw.
It’s always morally correct to simply walk away from a salesman. You don’t need to buy a mattress to be polite. Just leave. Walk away. Skedaddle.
A complete meal has fat, protein, carbs, and some kind of fruit or vegetable. A snack should have carbs and protein. That’s how you stay full for longer and get your vitamins. It’s really that simple.
Dumpster diving is legal in many countries including the US, Canada, and Australia but trespassing and property damage are illegal. If you are allowed to be in an area and can access the trash without breaking anything you can just take stuff
You should be thinking about retirement savings even in your 20s and 30s. Get a mutual fund.
If you go gambling, only spend cash and pull out exactly as much money as you’re willing to lose from the atm. Never use a credit card in a casino if you can avoid it.
You can add a layer of seasoning to a cast iron skillet right on the stove. You don’t actually have to put it in the oven every time.
To build a fire, build a little pile of kindling first with plenty of air under it. This can be sticks or leftover wood from the hardware store. Doesn’t matter. Then light some newspaper or leaves under it. This’ll help the kindling catch on fire. Then you can add a log to it. The log needs a long exposure to flames before it catches on fire.
Fresh cut wood needs to dry out for several months before it’ll work as either building material or firewood. Several years is even better.
Flower delivery for simple bouquets costs less than you think it does and makes a nice gift for people who are hard to shop for
University libraries often let the general public get a card to check things out from them for a yearly fee. This is useful to know if you’re ever doing some specific research.
To make hard boiled eggs easier to peel boil them with just barely enough to cover and let a lot of the water burn off. Then shock them in an ice bath when they’re done.
If you or your pets end up killing a venemous snake by accident or in self defense you should bury the head so that no animals get poisoned by it because the fangs can still distribute venom
Tall people who visit your house can see the tops of your cabinets and bookshelves. Clean accordingly if you don’t want people to see dust.
Annuals are plants that will die after one year and perennials are plants that live for multiple years
If you feel gross and like your life sucks maybe try getting a haircut
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Tumblr 2021: he is SO soppinf wet, my scrimpy little fiction boy
Tumblr 2025: sodomizing and spanking that man #TheCharacter
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People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.
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If you dont fuck with lancer i dont fuck with you. Hes literally a baby what did he do to you. Die
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fml what the fuck is a torx screwdriver they made that up specifically for the tower fan in my room thats been rattling so i have to open it up to fix it
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You are now trapped in the last movie you watched with the last person you texted. How’s it going?
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#shes a bisexual vampire who doesnt have much trouble at all pulling beautiful women and/or men#so you know#pretty nice
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if you want to support a jewish trans guy that isnt making that much at work HELLO
cashapp preferred but i have a ko-fi too
$risottofan7
ko-fi.com/pallascatluvbot
(note: if you go via CA dm me to give specs ❤️)

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it is not because IM turning 20 this year but i think the age for things to be allowed like drinking or whatever else should be 20
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