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take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

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Fernworthy Forest, Dartmoor, Devon, England by Christian Hacker

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Alrighty, so I’m doing a Kink Hour. Send in all your kinks for AHS, Cody’s characters, SPN characters, TWD. Let’s see how this goes! ;)

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How Cody Fern’s characters would respond to the “I want a baby” meme. Credit to my Twitter: hxdespersxphone 

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who is in control?

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Dragon and Flame For CD Challenge !

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instagram | menagerieflower

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Hedge funds shorted more than 100% of all shares of gamestop, to do this that means they had to sell more shares than actually existed.

The hedge funds never actually owned these shares to begin with because they were short selling so they never actually paid for them.

Redditors saw this and decided to buy up all these shorted shares to gamestop a company that wasnt failing that the hedge funds would then be forced to buy back as they never actually owned the shares.

The beauty of this is if you knew what to look for you could’ve seen this coming too. It isn’t mystical, it isn’t magic. They made these billionaires pay back more than what they basically stole by being greedy, this is a good thing.

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heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

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Hey guys Im wanting to start a podcast (yeah I know I know) and it involves you guys! The podcast is about our lives and the dumb things we get into, how we've changed as we've grown up, some of the terrible times we've pulled ourselves through, and all around getting to know people and hear their stories. And since we usually don't want to tell our parents about half the stuff we do (I know I hide some skeletons) the podcast will be called "Please Don't Tell My Mom" I'm wanting to start recording fairly soon and need some guests.

So send me an email @ PleaseDontTellMomPod@gmail.com and leave a teaser for a story, or the whole story and something else you would want to talk about. Please include your name, age, pronouns, and if you have a mic and a recording program.

Can't wait to hear from you guys I know this will be fun and exciting. Much love. 💚💚 Please like and reblog to get the word around please.