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that tweet about how every so often somebody reinvents Homestuck will eternally be relevant because Homestuck itself references so much random, unrelated shit that it's probably one of the easiest pieces of media to accidentally reference. Like off the top of head, things that could result in accidental Homestuck references include playing cards, pool/billiards, astrology, DNA sequences, the Caduceus, Betty Crocker, fruit gushers, Insane Clown Posse, Guy Fieri, Con Air (1997), Drop It Like It's Hot, aviator sunglasses, the word "grimdark", typing in such a way where you replace certain letters with numbers, and the mere concept of horses. and for the people who know enough about Homestuck all of these things become inextricably linked to that accursed webcomic. It's like how Supernatural somehow had a reaction gif for every situation back in the day but with a different kind of cringe

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Reddit gays and tumblr gays are the products of divergent evolution and are practically separate species at this point tbh

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ah. seems i already have it.

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Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

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SOREN ISNT TRANS?????????????????

This is Soren

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A book series I enjoy has an explicitly nonbinary protagonist that uses it/its pronouns, and the author of the book series often openly corrects people online when they misgender it or say that it uses she/her pronouns (from a scene taken very out of context.)

However, there's a live action show being made for it, and a (popular) cis man was cast as the main character, and the author of the books is suddenly extremely supportive about it.

While I feel like in an ideal world, maybe gender wouldn't matter in casting as much as gender roles become less confining, it feels extremely dismissive of nonbinary identities because binary gendered characters will usually be played by an actor of the same gender (especially if they're cis.) Nonbinary actors exist and the opportunity to play as a nonbinary character was instead taken by a more popular cis (white also) man while nonbinary people face so much discrimination in the entertainment industry, and I'm extremely frustrated by the fact that the author takes no issue with it at all.

this is exorsexism.

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Darshen is so me

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When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.

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..★. .✨ Alternative universe ✨ ..★. .

I mean you can be both stubborn and hold your bf hand but noooooooo

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has anyone done this yet

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Most now-generalized counting terms once had exact meanings, here are a few:

Single - 1

Couple - 2

Few - 3 or 4

Several - 5 or 6

Lots - 7-11 but not 9

Nine - 9 (antiquated)

Dozen - 12

Baker's Dozen - 13

Candlestick Maker's Dozen - 14 or 15

Like At Least Twenty - 16 to 18

Thousands Upon Thousands - 19

Infinite - 20 or More

This is because in the early times of language, we counted on our fingers and toes, of which we have an infinite amount.

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If you could curate an art gallery, what would be your top pieces you'd like to show?

I would do a show on the impact of the aids crisis on American art

So the portions of the aids quilt, portrait of ross in LA, and Keith Harings unfinished paintings are must haves

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Just watched an hour and a half long video on Metal Gear lore and

what the fuck?

what the fuck?

what the fuck?

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— May 4, 1915 / Franz Kafka diaries