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Is my liege joking? Is this true? Maybe this is simply the croaker losing reality in muppet hell? Mayhaps this is Athena once again destroying our liege's mind?

Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

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i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

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i hope im not just a mutual to you but also a really annoying stranger who is somehow always going through something

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Me.

every day i wash and dress myself like a wound

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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maybe if that united healthcare shooter knocks out 33 more CEOs he'll be up to 34 felonies and he can run for president...

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Me fr fr

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you have to outlive donald trump

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Check your ballots and tell your people to check theirs. There is a process to fix errors (usually signatures not matching; common with younger voters who tend to sign their ballots nicer than their driver’s license or whatever form they signed to register)

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I mupping voted... YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA!

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reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!

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This reminded me to download the new Neko Atsume game.

I neko atsume'd the new boop cats

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Im high fiving the cats!!

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

*baps you with my spooky cat paw*

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I love cats!!

🎃 Just some inconspicuous cats committing acts of spooky boops!! 🎃

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Not amanda.

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.