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My horny ass could never be a mechanic

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i like to call this ‘popular mlm ships with freakishly similar name dynamics’

this means absolutely nothing i’ve simply been observing this for a hot sec

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Me when I see that thing and it's full of juicy grapes.

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if you are reading this i am sending you a small patch of sunlight for you to sit and relax on

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in light of police across the country cracking down on pro palestine protests with brutal force, it feels like a great time to remind everyone to shut the fuck up around cops. don't make small talk, dont act friendly, don't fucking engage with them!! if you are arrested DO NOT speak without a lawyer present. protest organizers, get into contact with local pro bono lawyers who can be there for your arrested comrades. no matter what, if cops are there, shut the fuck up unless you are actively doing a protest chant. dont tell cops why you were there, dont tell them if you're affiliated with the school you may be protesting at, dont tell them if you came there with anyone, dont tell them anything!!!

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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

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the problem isn't just that media literacy is slowly becoming a dying art. it's that people straight up do not pay attention when they watch tv/film anymore.

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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

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wartet, wartet, wartet. kurze Frage!

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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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The Dyke Project manifesto printed on the back of estradiol and testogel boxes

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All of my colleagues are sick right now, and no one is wearing a mask and even the ones not currently coughing are just rawdogging the other ones breathing right into their face. "We all have common sense around infection protection measures" my ass.

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