probably an irl witcher at this point, idefk call me riv -- he/him/his obsessed with space, birds, and plants. will fight ghosts for cash
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No offense but there’s two farthings in a half penny, two half pennies in a penny, twelve pence in a shilling, and twenty shillings in a pound.
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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Americans will really measure in any form of unit huh?




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This one was such a nostalgia trip, omg. I've been dying to draw some Witcher stuff again and I had to start with drawing Regis for the first time in yearsssss I'd love to draw some more characters like this soon <3 some of you have been asking about Yen and I really want to draw Vesemir and Roche again!
Once again, this will be available at Pyrkon and I will add it to my online shop in late June/early July!
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The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper
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Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.
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Saying “yeah bro I move exactly like a jumping spider when I get drunk” and then watching everyone flinch every time I tense my legs after taking a sip of my vermouth
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