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I think Agent Stone likes fat men….i don’t know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Robotnik: You can go on vacation if you want. Stone: Without you? Robotnik: You know I don’t like going out. Stone: And what, you'll stay home alone? Robotnik: What about that? Stone: You can't be left unsupervised at home. Robotnik: Hey, excuse me, but I washed the car mats this afternoon. I even threw in some of your clothes so you can't say I only think about myself. Stone: …What clothes? Robotnik: Your light-colored polos and t-shirts. Stone: And the program? Robotnik: I don’t know what it was called, it was a documentary about humpback whales. More entertaining than I expected. Stone: I meant the washing machine program! Robotnik: How should I know? I just poured some bleach in the compartment, turned the dial and hit start. Stone [bolts out of bed]: My clothes! My dear shirts!!! Robotnik: Aw, look how emotional my Stone got… I'm really acing this whole relationship thing.
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Oi egg fella, why did you wait for the Sonic movies to introduce us to your boyfriend? How long have you two been together?
What boyfriend?
Ohhhh, you mean Stone? He's just my assistant. He's been working for me for a couple years now. Makes the best lattes.
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Okay but what if G.U.N. sent Stone to work for Robotnik in the hope that they kill each other (or that at least one of them gets rid of the other)?
Every day Robotnik is working for them, he becomes more a danger dangerous. His expectations and demands are only growing more and more absurd and when he doesn't get his way? He lashes out. They have almost no leverage over them, since he knows the dirtiest secrets of every high ranking member of the organization. And the more dissatisfied he grows, the angrier he becomes. Which results in several dead/missing agents and and even more life's that are completely ruined.
Agent Stone was an exemplary agent. Creepily so. He always reached the mission objective, no matter how impossible they were. He seemed more machine than man at times, the way he followed even the most humiliating and dangerous orders to the letter. It freaked both colleagues and superiors out. And when they realized that both his mind and his memory were far too sharp, even for an agent of his rank, they panicked. Because he knew EVERYTHING. All those meetings he attended as bodyguard? He knew every single detail. A general had a barely noticeable allergic reaction to insects once in his presence? That general died surrounded by a horde of bees a week after inappropriately touching Stone. If Stone ever decides to turn against them, he has the knowledge and skill to destroy the entire organization. And already there are dead people turning up everywhere around him that were decidedly not part of missions.
G.U.N. knows that if they fail in an assassination attempt on either of these two, they will come after them. And there's a high chance G.U.N. won't be able to survive it.
So they assign Agent Stone to Dr. Robotnik.
They hope that they'll drive each other insane, that they'll decide to kill each other.
They should have considered what would happen if they took a liking to each other.
At least they are calmer now.
And if the price for that is having to watch them live out their weird bdsm fetishes?
It's price they are happy to pay (until they finally do turn their backs to G.U.N.)
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hey guys happy birthday idont have time to finish it so you can have the sketch
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Well, I've finished rendering these pieces, I'm going to continue working
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My animatic Crime and Punishment will be released tomorrow! Have the thumbnail as a treat 🪨🥚🥰
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I present to thee some kinda angsty Stobotnik fanart. Eat up and enjoy as I go to sleep after spending way too long trying to finish this drawing. :')
(Felt like a prophet drawing this ngl since the idea came to me in a dream/a night I refused to sleep until I couldn't stay up any longer.)
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