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PSA: stop putting time limits on your goals. It’s not too late. Ur not too old. You didn’t miss your chance. Ur exactly where ur meant to be. You still have time. You still can do it! So go buddy. I’m rooting for yaaa!!!

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yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

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Hey big sexy my hands are cold

Big sexy: well then I guess I better hold them

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listen……i fucking hate bacon culture SO much……..bacon isnt even that good please calm down

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me, looking at bears gettin fat and sleepin

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teens gathering at the lake edge acting casual pretending to not be shoplifting water. we can see your buckets

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Super ! 

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Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

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hmmm. hmm. i think today is a day to wrap myself in a large blanket and lie very still

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Her name is Laetitia Ky and she’s only 23! 😍😍 I’ve already seen a white girl steal her idea so let’s promote tf out of the OG.

Her IG

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at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

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The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.

“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.

“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”

I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”

She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.

Children: #HACKED

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PLEASE HELP MY DOG

https://www.gofundme.com/f/7ygbbd-biscuit?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet

Here’s a link to our gofundme page to get our pet golden retriever Biscuit to the vet.

My dad wrote this up so it’s a little cheesy and stuff, but please, please, PLEASE help us get our dog to the vet. He needs help bad. He’s dad’s therapy dog and is the reason life doesn’t suck as much as it could- anything helps, even a reblog can do wonders. Thank you.