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nothing better than thirteen ghosts living in your chest to distract you from a bad break-up </3

the thrilling sequel to this lol

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something something three high guardsmen and a mentally unwell emo kid walk into an abandoned energon depot

inspired by this and this

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Starscream, fetch!

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meet the bayverse

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OBI WAN: I don't understand, Count. Why did your eyes not turn red or yellow when you became a Sith?

ANAKIN: That is true. Why is that? It's your age? I mean, you are an old man after all...

DOOKU (sighing): I just never liked contact lenses.

ANAKIN: What?

...

DOOKU: Great. Now I have to kill you both.

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Visited old fishmarket close today!! No skin stealing monsters in sight but there was some anglerfish graffiti, whoever did that I love you know,

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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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the existence of canada dry also implies a that there is a canada wet

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🗡️

(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)

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thank you to walt peregoy for making scooby doo where are you! even more memorable as a child

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You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2034.

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i was with my mother’s family and they were talking to me about my religious studies major. my great aunt asked me what the definition of hell was, and i responded “well i suppose it depends on who you ask.” and nearly all the protestants in the group decided that hell was “the absence of god” which i suppose is a fair answer, albeit not a universal one. my cousin’s wife was playing with her 3-year-old daughter and she says “well mommy says that hell is a mcdonald’s playplace” asdfghjhgfd

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the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

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Best part of the aquarium is like the meathead guys who are like "bro what the hell is that thing that's crazy" and their gf who has to gently tell them "babe that's a seahorse"