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before you stab someone: THINK!
how can you make it Tender?
how can you make it Homoerotic?
how can you make it Implicitly intimate?
how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?
how can you make it Kind of gay?
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"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦
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getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went "yeah there's love in there"
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Joy Sullivan, from “These Days People Are Really Selling Me On California”, Instructions for Traveling West
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this is coming from a vulnerable place (sunday afternoon)
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*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*
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See. This is all I ever wanted for you, Will. For both of us.
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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
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and the REALLY good ones will probably do it better than canon lmao
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