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thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?

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Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

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i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

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wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

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happy to report that gen α is using ‘Elon Musk’ as a derogative as of recent

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sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

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every tight knit friend group got the: - always at 1HP - never has inventory space - refuses to wear armour

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microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now 

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Don't talk to me or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son ever again

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I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself