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listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

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me: :)

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

me: :(

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IM SO ANGRY

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Just in case you guys didn’t know just how perfect Julie Andrews is…

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i tried to make  a horror comic once at like 4 am

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this is edward sitting in the corner and crying because he realized that rosalie and bella were just using him as a sperm donor to get their half vampire half human baby

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Bagworm Moth caterpillars collect little twigs and cut them off to construct elaborate tiny log houses to live in (photos: Melvyn Yeo, Nick Bay)

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nice

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god…if I just didn’t have bones and a central nervous system my life would be perfect

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good morning everyone lets just go back to sleep

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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

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I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous

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Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested