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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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Honestly it boils down to reparenting yourself & rewiring your own neuronal pathways & telling yourself a firm “stop” when you notice your mind slipping down negative loopholes & being present in the moment & enjoying being mid task rather than waiting for it to end & not thinking of inertia as your baseline and natural way of living

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

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bro i just remembered i gotta do laundry this might be the worst day of my life

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people don’t talk about kissmessitude anymore. because of woke

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I guess you could say h haw hawkt

Dagnabbit *spittoos into a spittoon dramatically*

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i need testosterone so i can grow fuckass 60s style sideburns that everyone hates

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Welcome to Get This Fag Out Of Here Friday

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Dropped my fucking heart emoticon

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Happy Pride Month! Today i offer you: aspec knights. Choose your fighter.

I also had idea for anattractional monarch but i never finished it

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you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

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DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT

2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY

4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT

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idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

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tbh it's kinda funny when a lesbian helps a trans girl transition like yeah you would want that to happen wouldn't you

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore