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comment on the new ghostbusters redlettermedia video

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yahoo

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"Can it run DOOM?" - boring, of course it can run DOOM, I've seen everything run DOOM from a knitted blanket to a pregnancy test to DNA

"Can it be used to recreate Bad Apple?" - exciting, imaginative, ALWAYS blows me away with the execution, an eternal banger, I am never expecting it and I am always pleasantly surprised to see Bad Apple in a new medium

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i think far too many people have only seen this video as that one sped up gif version of it and that is a crime that needs to be fixed because this video actually changed my life

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So imagine a DnD character who’s whole motivation is ‘X guy killed my parents and I need to find them’ and the party just thinks ‘ok, revenge quest, that’s normal’

But when they finally find the guy the person with dead parents is just like “Hey buddy, long time no see. It’s a shame we got separated, here’s some money” and they’re super chill.

The party is just confused and goes “Wait, why are you giving him gold?”

The guy just goes “Cause I owe him money?”

The party “But he killed your parents???”

“That’s why I owe him money!”

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swoosh. boom. aqua pass. terra no pass.

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collab w/ @roachbottle my actual bestie who i punch irl

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conversation i had with a co worker

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the medic says

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Hey I’ll keep this short but I’m in the hospital and I’m broke and will inevitably have to pay for all these tests and shit and if you like have something you can toss at me PayPal.me/photovoltaick thanks I’m sorry

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