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Rage chuckled. "I like your spirit" he smirked. "What car you want?"

“That sounds like a bad idea. I’m in” @ricksmajicknstuff ———–

Rage chuckled. “When does anything around here sound like a good idea? Sure you can handle high speeds in the wasteland?”

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If I follow you, I want to play with you. So don't be scared to tag me in a starter, crawl into my ask, or answer anything open.

This is especially true if I follow you first because it means I hunted you down specifically to stalk you from afar. 

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"What stuff?" he sounded sad as he spoke.

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He frowned as he heard this. "Do.. You want to travel to a dimension so we.. Can get it helped?"

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Boy what have you been up to?

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"You got something I can take then princess?" he crossed his arms.

Aye you got.. Anything for odd lumps?

“Uh…w-well, I-I can probably surgically remove them,” he said, glancing over the top of a magazine he was looking at.

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"You a hunter?" he asked

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“In the wastelands.. Cities are bad news.. Over thrown by mutants”

“Oh I’m not afraid of mutants, I’ve dealt with a few, they never see me coming”

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"In the wastelands.. Cities are bad news.. Over thrown by mutants"

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“Cities are nothing but trouble honestly” he nodded.

“…Eh, I love Cities, but the smells, and sounds and temperature changes are a bit too much at times”

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The entrance was more of Rage falling flat on the floor as the portal threw him through it. His portal gun had 2 settings. One to get home. And Random. Where it took him anywhere. The winds had been so bad when he was trying to portal home from a dust storm. He accidently pressed random and got blown in. He was laying with his ass up and his face on the floor as he grumbled. He had no idea where he was. And when he did look up he just blinked. His glass eye had fallen out so he grabbed it and looked at the other. Unable to say words.

-catches him masturbating- (haha why not? Great way to meet someone new)

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Ryker sighed, pressing his head into his desk as the stress over ran his body. He slumped back into his chair and yanked his flip phone out, mindlessly scrolling through the photos until he came across one of a half naked man, wet from a shower and clearly photoshopped. Still. The image got him going. He unbuttoned his jeans and tugged his cock out, slowly pumping it as he held the photo to eyes view. He continued at it, moaning softly, until he was rudely interrupted by the opening of a portal and the entrance of an unfamiliar man.

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"Cities are nothing but trouble honestly" he nodded.

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thehighclassbadass:

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He chuckled. “Well where Im from you gotta be careful. Never know if the person you offend will attack you for saying something wrong”

“I’m verbally bullet proof, so fire away” Shooting finger guns at the other and winked a bit.

He let out a cracked laugh. “Well fer one.. Where am I?” he asked looking around. “I havent seen forests like this… In a very long time”

“Thunder Mountain, nearest town is 30 miles thataway, and it’s a small tourest-trapy thing” He shrugged. “I like to keep away from big cities nowadays”

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Reblog if it's okay to tag you in random starters.

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"No.. Foothook likes to stay home.. Not much for the dimension stuff"

Aye you got.. Anything for odd lumps?

“Uh…w-well, I-I can probably surgically remove them,” he said, glancing over the top of a magazine he was looking at.

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He let out a cracked laugh. "Well fer one.. Where am I?" he asked looking around. "I havent seen forests like this... In a very long time"

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He chuckled. “Well where Im from you gotta be careful. Never know if the person you offend will attack you for saying something wrong”

“I’m verbally bullet proof, so fire away” Shooting finger guns at the other and winked a bit.

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How about.. Where you got the shades?

Aye. Like your looks fella

What, you want a gold star?

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He chuckled. "Well where Im from you gotta be careful. Never know if the person you offend will attack you for saying something wrong"

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“So. Are… I hope this isnt rude. An albion?” he asked. “Never met one in person.. Saw one before the war hit my dimension”

“Yeah, that would be the correct term “ He nodded, before shrugging his shoulder. “Honestly? I’ve had WAY worse first impression questions, you’re not gonna offend me” Waving his left hand a bit. “So ask away I guess~”

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"Well its not for me. Its for my Morty" he hummed. "He gets these odd bumps on him time to time"

Aye you got.. Anything for odd lumps?

“Uh…w-well, I-I can probably surgically remove them,” he said, glancing over the top of a magazine he was looking at.

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Nah. No need for that stuff. What I want thou is your story.

Aye. Like your looks fella

What, you want a gold star?