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I have a two headed calf on my leg actually :D

and as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual

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I’m just someone’s weird and gay brother

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sorry ignore me im going through something (<- guy who never stopped going through something)

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manic pixie dream divorced guy

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They should invent a career path that isn't soooooooo scary

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life is about doing arts & crafts btw

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Callout post where it becomes more and more obvious that the person writing the call out has a massive crush on the problematic individual

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I’ve decided to implement more nonsense into my life

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the most compelling thing a guy can ever say is to another guy and it's "i wish you were a girl" . like record scratch. wow the implications that this phrase has. i think it needs its own bechdel test

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like im not even a lesbian but when i see a butch relief and respect washes over me like how i presume an american feels when they see a member of the military or perhaps ronald mac donald.

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📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it

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goes to the library to do fuck all & be very scared

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Mice religion places extreme importance on scampering and little adventures

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Wanting top surgery so I can sleep face down shirtless in boxers like the lazy teenage boys at the start of 90s films

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hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner

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I’d be a stem kid

if we lived in a world where u had to do the career u were first interested in as a child what would u be doing, id be a firefighter