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the dbd crew absolutely lacks the ability to understand money. like edwin and charles haven't had to buy anything non-magical in 30+ years, crystal was the kind of rich to buy designer toothpaste if she felt like it, and niko was born and raised in japan with a very different currency than the states. needless to say, local father-figure-by-default jenny has her work cut out for her.

jenny: ok, just off the top of your head, how much would you pay for a carton of milk?

edwin: 15 pence

charles: i dunno, a 'buck 50?

crystal (confidently): 12 dollars

niko: *doing math*

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Dream is tired.

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He was just chilling and doing his job. No idea why hes so hated on. Too bad its not the end of Hob's trials of jealous o A o

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He's just a little inmortal dude living his best life

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Edwin after the confession is a menace

Bonus Charles being normal about it:

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"in season 2 edwin and charles should communicate about their trauma" "in season 2 niko should come back to life" bro if they actually renew the show i would watch george and jayden read steve yockey's grocery list

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i don't know sorry

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God Edwin Payne is the cuntiest ghost out haunting the earth that boy is sassing witches and cat kings and demons and doing his gay little strut all over the afterlife while charles cheers him on in the background like "my wife is a bitch and I like him so much" SAME CHARLES. you go you cunty edwardian menace

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Jayden Revri wants payneland to be canon more than anyone else on earth and tbf if my co-star was George Rexstrew I would also be like that

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Edwin Payne and his dramatic Edwardian gasps

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love the moments where Edwin's being bitchy and Crystal looks over at Charles clearly wanting to commiserate about it but Charles just looks all fond over it. like "yeah he's being a bitch isn't it so endearing."

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Being grabbed by many hands

"It was really, really fun to be comfortable with one form of touch, and find another absolutely agonizing." ~George Rexstrew

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Can’t believe 3 separate men wanted to fuck Edwin so bad they went and died about it. Lololol the cat king lost one of his 9 lives in an attempt to save Edwin. Monty had his chest clawed open before being transformed back into a crow - also because he was trying to save Edwin. Simon was so filled with repressed gay longing for Edwin that he attempted to ritually sacrifice him and got sucked into the pits of hell for it. Like Local Edwardian Ghost Boy so attractive he has a body count. 3 dead, more injured.

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Dead Boy Detectives (2024) — Season 01 Episode 06

📕🪄🧪❣️ + Edwin Payne (requested by @manicpixiedreamedwins)

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small dead boy detective things that mean a lot to meee personally

charles greeting clients sitting ass-forward on edwin's desk like a decorative bobblebead doll

emma's pet squid

edwin and charles dressed down to their undershirts

charles bouncing a ball while edwin studies

exchanging baffled looks while demon!crystal does weird stuff

"the fish are washing away the runes!"

ghost in a sheet david

the cool way the boys climb down from the ceiling on the tram

edwin telling crystal "you're welcome" for exorcising david, smug as can be

whisper arguing while crystal sleeps

crystal: "i'm being mean to you" charles: 😃

all the clue boards

crystal caring about that lost little girl SO MUCH she will physically cross an ocean for her

"it's not the two dead boys and one living psychic girl detective agency. that's a rubbish name." (charles shaking his head fondly)

"go on then... follow her."

the boys IMMEDIATELY snooping in niko's room

edwin so upset about crystal choosing to let david in that his bow tie comes undone

"a sexy witch who smokes a lot but in a cool way"

esther closing the car door on her jacket and leaving it that way (also imagining esther taking a driving test)

synchronized heel turn

"we're punishing you"

charles fully up on the counter hauling edwin up from the pit, but still bantering with monty

monty: caw!! 😡

charles getting knocked down and edwin "why would i need to hit someone, charles?" payne charging esther fist-first

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Charles trying to teach Edwin self defense like "hey dude we should continuously playfight to grow closer and maintain our two person bubble of safety. I think it'd really strengthen our friendship if we made ongoing trust-based physical contact where you technically could hurt me but you don't and I teach you something you don't know. Yeah you gotta hit my bare hands directly. Also untie the bowtie"