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If you know someone who speaks dismissively of people working service or retail jobs, please remind them that they are bad.

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no bc this video has me in TEARS it looks like a sketch or a bit or a fucking tiktok but no that woman is legitimately fighting for her life while this bitch records some socmed segment for a ski resort

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k a a ac h o o iw

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alfred molina is a national treasure

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Yoonmin & lollipops 🍭

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MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

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so cute

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i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️

(warning for loud noise in some of them)

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Me: *Speaks a foreign language with proper pronounciations, adds slang to augment my delivery and comfortably switches topics in conversation*

Native Speaker: *begins to speak to me*

Me: *Forgets the entire language*

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⭐ Sexuality ⭐ Life ⭐ Healing ⭐ Sunlight ⭐ Nature ⭐ Harmony/Peace ⭐ Spirit ⭐ Magic ⭐

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i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

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