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I find it pretty -funny- how I didn't know our anniversary, because you never told me since when we were together, yet I perfectly know the day we broke up, because that is the celebration of my independence and I will celebrate it until I heal completely.

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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

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authors!!

quick question...

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💀 Seras Marvani gift art 💀

For my dear friend, Anne Wild 😌✨

Check out her page if you like fantasy art and ESO stuff 😁

Details:

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Van egy pókom, a Zoli.

A konyhaablakban lakik, és mikor mindenki mást kipicsáztam a lakásból, akkor neki megkegyelmeztem.

A sarokban ugyanis megláttam a levedlett pókáncúgokat, növekvő méretekben egymás felett, mint valami kis gardróbszobában, ott lógtak az üres, kinőtt pókpufajkák, én meg: Ahhj Zolibazdmeg, olyan cuki vagy öcsém! Hát micsinálsz te? Cseperedsz? Vagyogatsz? Pókoskodol? -Ighenh!

Így történt, hogy csak az előszobáját bontottam le, a Zoltán meg kicsit fölkúródva kimászott a konyhafalra megnézni, hogy mi a fasz van, de aztán igazi egyetértésben nyomtuk a Zolus meg én. Én meg a Zoller. Ember és pók. A pók meg az ember.

Csakhogy szopoládé van kispajtások! A Zoli lány! Lány, és beszült. Beszült vagy hatot. Ez nem pálya Zoli! Ez tőled szemétség. Én se szülök neked ide. De ha szülnék se hatot. Úgyhogy ma fogom az egész bandát a faszra, és sorsára hagyom a gangon.

Lehet kikövetni.

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Man, I really love ESO; the only thing I think I have a massive-massive gripe with is that they need to STOP NERFING NECROMANCER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

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Ancient Philosopher: I believe my philosophy provides a practical framework for virtuous living.

Modern Philosopher: Okay but what would you do if *the most horrifying thought experiment you've ever heard*

Ancient Philosopher: What the fuck is wrong with you?

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where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly

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One day I hope to finish these.