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Mica | they/them | ٩◔̯-◔۶ instead of sending me creepy messages, why not send me money instead? paypal.me/sushiqu33n
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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also
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when you say "get rid of the cursed amulet," i can't help but notice a tone of jealousy. envy, even
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bitches call my dick game weak bc my thrusts are uncoordinated and sloppy and i keep losing my erection thinking about the ramifications of the maze
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there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies
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i wish my brother didn’t follow me on here so i could post the fun picture i took of a giant bruise on my ass
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“kill them with kindness” WRONG. GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND
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Nano-Chameleon (Brookesia nana), family Chamaeleonidae, northern Madagascar
Unlike most chameleons, this species does not change skin color.
Discovered by scientists in 2021.
Lives in leaf litter on the forest floor
Possibly the world's smallest reptile, growing to only a mac total length of 29 mm (1.1 inches).
photographs by Frank Glaw
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In the embrace of the fog, my soul finds peace.
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