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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

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April 28, 2024 - An unintentionally funny video by a zionist propagandist shows off some good organisation and discipline at the UCLA encampment for Palestine.

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the sandwich price to minimum wage ratio is getting so fucked up

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I just want to get dicked down again =/

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cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

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Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

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this guy gets it

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I've been seeing a lot of misinformation floating around on this particular subject so I wanted to get the story straight and no bullshit from here on out.

Here's what we know so far :

- There IS a Pee-wee polka dotted pig.

- The pig is both polka dotted AND polka spotted.

- Some have also reported it as "tiny-dotted"

- The exact size of the pig is still in question, trusted sources are saying it is smaller than a figlet.

- Not only will the pig hold your toothpicks, he procures enjoyment from holding your toothpicks.

If ANY new information comes out on this issue, we will do our absolute best to cover and report out from this channel.

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.

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being a little kid was so funny bc you could literally just say somethint like “I think everybody should get along and share :-)” and all the adults in your life would go oh GODDDD STUUUPIIIIDD!!!!!!!! STUPID FUCKING KID ALERT!! Don’t uou know when you grow up you have to face the Government Mandated 100000 Wild boar Attack

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If you could, would you go to the moon?

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One of life’s great pleasures is letting your face completely drop to dead apathy after having to fake cheerful friendliness for some fuckass job